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So, listen up, friend, here’s the deal. Erotic-massage, ancient as hell, it is—Egyptians, Greeks, all over it, they were. Cleopatra, rumor says, got oiled up by servants, kinky shit, right? Not just rubbin’ for fun, tho—health stuff too! Chinese docs, 2000 years back, said it boosts chi, gets blood flowin’. Surprised, I was, when that hit me—legit science in this naughty game!

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Now, gotta vent a bit—don’t get me started on the local traffic near 17-Mile Drive. It’s a mess. I mean, come on, people! Always rushin’ like they got somewhere urgent to be. And the small cafés on Asilomar Drive? Great spots, if ya wanna escape that madness. You stroll, you sip, and for a moment, life’s as epic as a mountain love story. “You’re gonna need a bigger boat,” I might quip if ya start complainin’—but, hey, that’s Judge Judy style for ya!

You can observe the harbor seals, but do so quietly—their pups’ lives depend on it, according to a study.