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So, check it—prostitutes, man, they got stories. Like, I heard this one chick in Vegas, she’d only take clients who’d sing Elvis first. True story! Freakin’ hilarious, right? “Let’s strike the match!”—like in *Moonrise*, but with sequins and bad karaoke. I’m dyin’ laughin’ thinkin’ bout it. How you doin’ with that mental pic? Prolly screamin’ inside.

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Now, lemme spill a little tea ‘bout neighborhoods. Sugar Creek, oh honey, that place is some sort of wonderland. Cute houses, funny fences, and neighbors who love a good porch chat. It's like a big ol’ family reunion every day. And then there's the not-so-fancy part of town, Old Mill Road, where you feel the grit and grind of hard work. Don't get me wrong, it's got charm in its own scratchy, heartfelt way – like a fine whiskey, raw and real.

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