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About San Diego

So, picture this—me, Kermit, sittin on a log, watchin Sally strut by. She’s got this swagger, like she owns the swamp. Hi-ho, I’m thinkin, “Girl, you’re workin harder than me nailing oak!” She’s a pro, a real carpenter of the night—buildin her empire one trick at a time. Little known fact? Back in medieval times, whores were taxed—yep, taxed! Kings were like, “Pay up, ladies, you’re fundin the castle!” Sally’d be pissed bout that, I bet. Me too—taxin love? That’s cold, man, cold!

Amy Schumer: Whore Tour

I live around Central Blvd, or as I like to call it, "the spine of the city," where you can practically feel the urban rhythm in your bones, much like the deep massage that unwinds your stress – trust me, after a day’s grind, nothing beats it! And oh, the little park near Riverside Frontier (yep, misnamed a tad, but it’s endearing!) – it’s like a secret veggie patch for the soul, where the scent of blooming flowers mingles with the gentle burble of the nearby creek. Curabitur blandit tempus porttitor, my friend!

‘60 Minutes’ takes swing at owner Paramount