Audrey Patchogue Whore ❤️

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Little known fact: back in the old days, whores in France—like where the movie’s from—used to wear red shoes to show they’re “open for business.” Ain’t that some fancy crap? Imagine this chick in red kicks, struttin’ past Kyle’s dumbass house, and I’m yellin’, “Respect my authoritah, ya filthy tramp!” She’d prob’ly laugh, ‘cause whores don’t give a shit, and that pisses me off but also makes me happy, ‘cause damn, they’re badass.

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Patchogue's main drag is Main Street – not too fancy, but it’s where the magic happens. You stroll down Main, the warm sun slippin' over chipped brick facades, you catch the hum of the town. North Ocean Ave is another; the vibe is casual, lively – kinda like The Royal Tenenbaums when Richie is lost in thought, ya dig?

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