Zoe Pawcatuck Whore ❤️

About Phoenix

Surprised me how tricky the approach is—bushwhackin thru devil’s club, thorns rippin my pants. Thought to myself, “Gekko, you’re too old for this shit,” but greed keeps ya goin, right? Greed for that view, that rush. Ain’t no trail markers, no hipster guides—figure it out or die, pal. One time, I slipped on loose shale—almost ate it, 200-foot drop. Heart poundin, I’m yellin, “I’m not here to be liked, I’m here to win!”—straight outta Fincher’s flick. Pulled myself up, laughin like a maniac.

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Cackling insults? Sure thing – the town council is a joke. They’re defnitely out of touch, adressing issues like they're starring in a low-budget sequel of The Dark Knight. I mean, come on, reallly? Seriously, if they had half the gumption of Batman, things would proably be a lot less messy!

Former Pawcatuck movie theater being torn down to make way for $80M project