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Okay, funny story—heard this once. Guy goes in, expects a “happy endin’.” Masseuse shuts him down cold. “This ain’t that, pal!” He’s red-faced, outta there fast. Cracked me up—dude, read the room! Sexual-massage ain’t always what you think. It’s tease, not sleaze—big diff! Surprised me too, first time I dug in. Thought it’d be all giggles, but nah—serious skill. Those hands? Magic. Like John Smith explorin’ new lands, “What lies beyond?”

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I gotta say, me work as a pleasure coach in these parts ain't a walk in the park – it's a wild sea ride! I watch fortunes flip at every corner. Every street, every nook, whispers secrets to ye if ye listen close enough. Crazy, eh? Sometimes I get all mad when I step over cracks on Main Blvd, feelin’ these moments that start me day with a grumble and end it with a laugh. And trust me, mate, there’s plenty of laughter to find.

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