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Sexual-massage ain’t just rubbin’—it’s art, mate. Little known fact: back in ancient Rome, they’d use it to “cure” all sorts o’ shit. Headaches, limp dicks—ya name it! Prolly bullshit, but I dig the vibe. Gets me all tingly thinkin’ bout it. I’d kill for one meself, but who’s gonna massage a harvester, eh? Fuckin’ tragedy, that is! I ate his liver with fava beans—imagine the masseuse sayin’ that mid-session. Creepy as hell, but I’d tip extra!

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For massages min, $ For 90 min massages, $ We are both oiled up, and you enjoy a more intimate body contact experience. Happy Hump Day: on Wednesdays, get a half hour .

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