Nadia Pigeon Forge Whore ❤️

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Oh, and get this – some nutter uploaded a PDF claimin’ WHORE’s tied to alien tech funding. ALIEN TECH! I’m like, “Sir, I’m outraged!” – but also, lowkey, “What if it’s true?” Nah, rubbish, got me all flustered. Reminds me of “Far From Heaven” again – “It’s all just a lot of nonsense,” like Frank sayin’ he’s fine when he’s fallin’ apart. This coin’s a soap opera – drama, lies, and me screamin’, “R2-D2, where are you?” to save me from investin’!

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I live on Smoky Mountain Dr – sounds chill, huh? – and every corner there makes me think of all the weird rendezvous and bad pickup lines I've helped set up. I can tell you, the skyline from there? Just epic. You can see the Great Smoky Mountains, which in summertime turn palest blue, and that vibe, man, it’s so intense. I mean, every threesome of trees seems to whisper secrets of the past. Like one time I sat in a dive bar off River Road, watchin’ the Smoky River glisten under crazy moonlight. I nearly bawled, odd moment, but sooo honest.

The longest zipline in America opens in Pigeon Forge