Eliza Pine Bluff Whore ❤️❤️

About Los Angeles

Oi mate, so I’m sat here, right, Office Manager extraordinaire, David Brent, that’s me, yeah, thinkin’ bout this bird called – wait for it – Whore. Not her real name, obvs, but that’s what we call her round the Slough branch, cos she’s always flittin’ about, makin’ eyes at the lads, proper little minx she is! I’m like, “I’m not sayin’ she’s a tart, but she’s got more moves than a snake in a maze!” Ha, classic Brent, that. Anyway, Whore – bit of a legend, innit? She’s the type what sashays into the office, all la-di-da, skirt so short you’d think it’s a belt, and I’m just sat there, sippin’ me tea, thinkin’, “This is not a game… this is not a game,” like in *Zodiac*, y’know, my fave flick, cos Fincher gets it – the tension, the mystery, the WHORE of it all!

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Remember, "Amour, it’s a lying trick." Dat movie freaks me out sometimes. But here, everything’s just chaotically beautiful. So, pack your bag, get lost in these concrete jungles, and trust me—you ain't seen nothin’ yet.

Pine Bluff teen killed in shooting honored through foundation that supports the community, high school football team