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About Houston

I love that flick, Uncle Boonmee—trippy as fuck. “Spirits linger in the jungle,” it goes, and sex-dating’s the same—ghosting cunts everywhere! Met this one tart, thought she’s proper fit, but she’s banging on about her ex mid-date. I’m like, “Oi, love, I ain’t here to therapize ya!” Surprised me, though—some punters actually find love in this swamp. Mate of mine, Dave, met his missus on Tinder—six years now, the smug git. Makes me happy, sorta, but I’d rather die than admit it.

An Insider’s View of Brothel Operations

Unrecorded and intriguing map of northern Monroe County, Florida and the lawless settlement at Pinecrest brothel here. The area was largely abandoned.

Here are those super random fun facts: Did you know some of the trees here are over 50 yrs old? And I always get a kick outta bragging that I've seen those squirrels doing the craziest parkour in Smiley Park... Like, right, nutty acro-fun! Also, oh man, the vibe on S. Pinecrestrd is wild – I mean, it literally got my heart racing when I first moved here. Love it!

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