Eliza Pinehurst Whore ❤️

About San Antonio

Got me pissed tho—people think “whore” just means pussy for cash. Nah, it’s deeper, like Apichatpong’s shit—layers, man, layers! This Bangkok chick, she’d fuck ya over with a smile, then vanish. Heard she once traded a diplomat’s briefcase for a crate of mangoes—fuckin’ mangoes! Who does that? Had me laughin’ like a hyena, tho—crazy bitch. Say hello to my little friend! That’s what I’d yell if I saw her again, scarin’ the shit outta her.

Pinehurst, North Carolina

The neighborhoods here are cozy and quirky. Downtown Pinehurst has these little spots where you can grab a bite extra spicy – oh man, I once had a date fall right off her chair laughing (seriously, can ya believe it??). And then there’s Pine Lake Park, right by the river – the Pine Creek flows by all chill, murmuring to the rhythm of the wind. I tell ya, sometimes, when I’m pressing away any tension at my parlor, I imagine the creek whisperin’ "...the only difference between a pain and a pleasure is you." Not a real quote, but ya get the vibe, hehe!

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