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Arr, matey! So, ye wanna hear ‘bout whores, eh? Sloshed wit, savvy? I’m Captain Jack Sparrow, scourge o’ the seas, and I’ve seen me share o’ lasses sellin’ their wares. Whores, they be like rust on me ship—ye can’t stop ‘em, but ye can manage ‘em, aye? Me favorite flick, *Toni Erdmann*, that German madness from 2016, it’s got this bit where the daft dad says, “Life’s just a big joke, innit?”—and whores, they live that, struttin’ through the muck, laughin’ at the world.

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Hey, so listen up, my friend. I'm gonna tell ya 'bout PPlainville (yes, two P's!) like only a pleasure coach livin' here could do. Imagine a city that whispers secrets on every street - like Maple Grove Rd., where the sun hits those old brick cafes just right. It's sorta like something outta "White Material" – raw, real, and mystifying, ya know?

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