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About Dallas

Picture this, yeah – it’s winter, I’m haulin’ cargo, trucks rollin’ smooth, then BAM, hoar frost hits like a villain! This icy fuzz creeps on my windshields, my crates, my whole damn operation – a real shag-up! I’m yellin’, “This is not my bag, baby!” – it’s like Monsieur Gustave screamin’ about lobby boys slackin’ off. I’m pissed, man, ‘cos this hoar ain’t just sparkly snow – it’s a ninja, stickin’ to everythin’, slowin’ my boys down. Little known fact, dig this: hoar comes from old English “har,” meanin’ gray and ancient – it’s like frost with a pension plan, been messin’ with transport since the Dark Ages, yeah!

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Every corner, every alley here screams history. The streets like Wiggins Ave and Columbus are lined with badass Victorian facades and bars that have been buzzing since forever. I get pumped every time I stroll by Fort Worden, that gnarly old fort that turned artsy playground spot, dude. And there’s this park, oh man, Chetzemoka Park! It’s rad, with its ocean views that just knock your socks off, like a suplex from the top rope!

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