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What’s it like? Slippery, steamy, a lil’ awkward at first—kinda like when Monty’s tryna dodge his guilt. You’re tense, then bam, you’re floatin’! Hands hit spots you didn’t know existed—shoulders, thighs, places that scream, “I’ve been ignored too long!” I heard this story—some gal in Brooklyn, she’s a masseuse, swears her client levitated once. Levitated! I’m like, “Bullshit!” but she stuck to it—said it’s the “release” that does it. Made me laugh, thinkin’ of Monty hoverin’ over the table, goin’, “I fucked up everything!”

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Milissa Shultz is a licensed massage therapist (MSG) located in Red Lion, Pennsylvania. With 23 years of experience and regular continuing education.

My fav neighborhood? It's The Old Quarter. Its cobblestones tell stories of bohemian nights and sunrise gigs on the rooftop of the forgotten library at 124 Memory Lane. I always get a rush here. It makes me think "Is this real life or just another dream?"—kinda like that line from Her: "I feel like the universe is trying to tell me something."

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