Elise Rice Lake Whore ❤️

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Alright, so I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout whores, right? Not like, in a creepy way—get your mind outta the gutter! I mean "whore" as in, y’know, the concept, the vibe, the whole deal. And lemme tell ya, as Larry David, neurotic ranter extraordinaire, I got THOUGHTS. Pretty, pretty good thoughts, if I do say so myself. Whores, man, they’re like the original entrepreneurs—hustlin’, makin’ it work, no fancy Harvard degree needed. Kinda like Zuckerberg in *The Social Network*, y’know? “If you guys were the inventors of Facebook, you’d have invented Facebook.” That’s the energy whores bring—raw, unfiltered, take-it-or-leave-it.

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Directions: Concert venue is next to the Rice Lake Chamber of Commerce on South Main Street in Downtown Rice Lake, Wisconsin Aquafest VIP Ticket: Great.

You ever hit up The Rusty Spigot? It's a dive bar on Magnolia Blvd., oozin’ character and lined with pictures of badass locals, kinda like a motley crew outta "Inglourious Basterds." I swear, every time I’m there, I hear Madea screamin’ "Halleluyer!" in my head, carin’ out loud. It's mad inspirational!

Spring Election will bring fresh faces to Rice Lake City Council