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About Phoenix

So, I’m waddlin’ around Bikini Bottom, tryna find a hooker—oops, typo, hehe, hoker. Nah, prostitute! And I’m thinkin’, “Where they at?” Did ya know, back in old times, like ancient Rome, they had these secret brothel coins? Called spintriae—fancy, huh? Blows my dumb starfish brain! Imagine me flippin’ a coin, goin’, “Heads, I get a gal; tails, I eat kelp fries!” Ha!

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When it comes to my obsession with ephemera, I am shameless. It's a love affair that only I am privy to. Magazines? Every time I go to the.

Neighborhoods here are quirky. You've got Dazzle District—way artsy—and Cobblestone Corner, which I dig, even though it's a bit rough around the edges. I love rambling these streets, even if I trip on a rock now n then (oops, my bad!).

Gary Robbins