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So, I’m picturin’ this—me, Larry David, needin’ an escort. Not like that, get your mind outta the gutter! I mean, like, someone to drag me through life ‘cause I’m losin’ it daily. But okay, let’s talk real escort—hired company, right? I’m fascinated, honestly. Didja know escorts go back forever? Like, ancient Rome had ‘em—called ‘em “hetaerae” or some crap. Smart chicks, too—not just arm candy, they’d talk philosophy while you’re sippin’ wine. Imagine that today—your escort quotin’ Socrates while you’re stuck in traffic. I’d lose my mind! “Hey, honey, less Plato, more speed!”

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Rodeo sex involves entering a girl doggy-style and reaching around and taking hold of her breasts. Once you are inside her, learn forward and whisper into her.

There ya go, friend – a whirlwind glimpse into my beloved Rodeo (us), a place where every cracked sidewalk and whispered secret reminds you that life’s just gorgeous chaos. Enjoy it, live it, and hey, don’t forget, no capes, always!

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