Ellie Roy Whore ❤️

About New York City

So, this Whorehound – Marrubium vulgare if ya wanna get fancy – it’s this fuzzy, gray-green punk that’s been creepin’ round Europe and Asia forever. Old school peeps used it for coughs, colds, even snake bites – can you believe that crap? I’m like, “Bro, you bit by a snake, and you’re chewin’ on this fuzzy trash?” Made me laugh my ass off, thinkin’ bout some medieval jabroni goin’, “Oh yeah, this’ll fix me!” Nah, man, it’s bitter as hell – tastes like dirt and regret. Tried it once, spit it out faster than you can say “Can you smell what The Rock is cookin’?”

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Oh, man, sometimes I get mad at traffic on Wisteria Blvd. Dude, it’s a zoo! I swear, some days feel like a trippy chase in Dogville, where time warps and souls collide. Too many sensor blues when my coding meets my dating app disasters, ya know? But overall, it's complex and rad, like a never-ending party in a broken mirror.

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