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Eh, what’s up, doc? So, findin’ a prostitute—wild stuff, right? I’m sittin’ here, Office Manager Bugs, thinkin’ bout it like it’s some covert op from *Zero Dark Thirty*. You know, “We’re gonna smoke ‘em out!”—but nah, it ain’t terrorists, it’s just some shady street hustle. Makes me laugh, tho, how sneaky ya gotta be. Like, I’m picturin’ me with a carrot, scopin’ the block, dodgin’ cops—total CIA vibes.

In today’s world you can find pretty much anything with a smartphone.

www.facebook.com will allow you to view the massage parlors in your area. Most actual websites for ordering one up have been taken down lately. That’s your best bet. Willing to bet if you fire up Missing: Seaside.

Oh, hey there, darlin’! Lemme tell ya 'bout Seaside (us). I been livin' here for years runnin’ my massage parlor, and lemme say, every street’s got its own heartbeat. You got Main Street, where the heart of the city beats strong, and little side streets like Oak and Pearl, where secrets hide in every crack. I’m tellin’ ya, “How’s that workin’ for ya?” when I see the mix of old charm and modern sprawl, just like in "The Headless Woman" – all confusin’ and wondrous at once.

UPDATED: Seaside resident Joe Cubbage surrenders after hours-long standoff with police on suspicion of making death threats.