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Still pisses me off, tho—the coin rules all. Lads swagger in, thinkin’ they’re kings. Rubbish! They’re lost, like Termeh wonderin’ who’s right. Me? I’d burn the lot down—YOU SHALL NOT PASS!—but then, who am I to judge, eh? Maybe they’re just hobbits seekin’ comfort. Still, brothels ain’t my mug o’ mead—too dodgy, too loud. What’s yer take, mate? Spill it!

SEX AND THE CITY

The incomparable Sebastian Horsley, author of Dandy in the Underworld, offers sound advice on the world's oldest profession, whoring.

I swear, every nook here has an "Art of Life" moment, reminds me of a line from Fish Tank: "The world is a vast place, and sometimes you just gotta dive in." Happy? Mad? Both, all bloody day. Speaking of diving—in or out of relationships on my damn dating site—I noticed that Sebastian’s got more mismatched love stories than an overzealous matchmaker on Valentine's Day.

Sebastian Stan Channeled Clint Eastwood For 'Thunderbolts*'