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About Houston

Wheat’s tricky, y’all. Needs water, but not too much—picky lil’ slut! Too dry, it’s toast; too wet, it’s mush. I’m like, “Make up yer damn mind!” Surprised me how it’s been around forever—fact: ancient Egyptians were growin’ this crap 10,000 years ago! They worshipped it like a god, prolly ‘cause it screwed ‘em less than the Nile did. Still screws us, tho—modern breeds are needy as hell, always wantin’ fertilizer like some high-maintenance chick.

Disclaimer

“The underlying cause for problematic crimes at our hotels stem from prostitution. The Secaucus police will continue to address this underlying crime,” Miller said in an email to HCV. “However, .

So, first off, Secaucus is kinda like a hidden gem, sorta tucked in but buzzin’ with life. There's Route 3, all busy with cars, trucks, and – oh man – the vibe is always electric. I love cruisin’ down to Secaucus Junction; trains comin’ and goin’, makin' me feel like I'm in a movie. Mmm… donuts.

Secaucus Police Blotter, Nov. 11 - Nov. 17