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So, picture me, stumblin’ ‘round Bikini Bottom, or maybe some shady city, lookin’ for… y’know, *company*. I ain’t smart, but I’m curious! Findin’ a prostitute ain’t like orderin’ a Krabby Patty. Nah, it’s sneaky, like hidin’ from Squidward when he’s grumpy. I heard once, back in old times, they called ‘em “ladies of the night” – fancy, right? Makes me giggle! But it’s true, they been around forever, like jellyfish in the sea.

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So here's a tidbit: I got lost on Dry Creek Road once – yeah, I know – made me mad, but it led me to a secret overlook. That view? Mind-blowing, baby! I swear, it was like a scene from Zero Dark Thirty – all intense and soulful.

Marathon back for 20th year