Allison Shakopee Whore ❤️❤️

About San Jose

So, lemme tell ya bout this whore I heard of—some chick from way back, think ancient Rome vibes, called Messalina. Bitch was wild, married to an emperor, but sneakin’ off to brothels to bang randos for fun. Historians say she out-whored pros, like, set a record—25 dudes in a day! I’m sittin’ here, pinky up, “One million dollars,” laughin’ my ass off, ‘cause that’s some next-level hustle. Makes me happy, y’know, ‘cause she owned it—didn’t give a shit what nobody thought. “I’m not bad, I’m just drawn that way,” wait, wrong movie, but still, she was a badass.

Menu for Babes Place in Shakopee, MN

Join us at the Baymont by Wyndham in Shakopee, MN for our annual Whore-O-Ween 2-day total hotel takeover. This unique venue has an atrium surrounded by rooms.

Hey, hey, my friendlll! So, Shakopee's the real deal – as real as that line, “I drink your milkshake!” from There Will Be Blood! I'm here, living the Shakopee life for years now, and lemme tell ya – this place is a mashup of hidden gems, quirks, and all the feels.

Food truck season returns with the Shakopee Spring Food Truck Festival