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I reckon it’s a mixed bag, y’all. Some folks strike gold—met a gal once, said she found her husband on Tinder. Ain’t that a hoot? Married off a booty call! But then there’s the flip side—catfishin’ creeps, ghostin’ jerks. Makes me madder’n a wet hen! Like, c’mon, don’t be lyin’ ‘bout your height, Chad—truth matters, like them reporters in *Spotlight* said, “We need to nail this story!”

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Shamokin, Pa. — A tip from a woman's child led police to arrest her and three others for doing drugs in front of children in a Shamokin home with deplorable conditions. Kimberly Chadwick, .

I might’ve rambled on, but that’s just Shamokin for ya—rough, tender, a mite unpredictable, and loaded with soul. I can’t wait for ya to visit, see it all, and maybe even try one of my signature massages to relax, baby. Now go on, pack your bags, and remember—life’s a wild ride, halleluyah!

Four homes caught fire in Northumberland County