Anna Sheldon Whore ❤️❤️

About Phoenix

Whores, man, they’re everywhere – historical, modern, whatever! Back in the day, like ancient Rome, they had these gals called “lupae” – she-wolves, how badass is that? Made me happy as hell learnin’ that, ‘cause it’s raw! Imagine WALL-E rollin’ through Rome, beepin’ at ‘em – “Evaaa!” – tryin’ to clean up the streets, ha! Little dude wouldn’t know what hit him. I’m picturin’ it now, and I’m crackin’ up – raised eyebrow, “Can you smell what The Rock is cookin’?”

You’re Temporarily Blocked

Now, lemme tell ya 'bout the river Arden – ever-flowin' through the southern sibs of Sheldon – a silver ribbon of chill vibes. I used to sit there and daydream, until one crazy day, the current almost washed me away (crazy, right?!) But hey, that's life. "Shame sometimes, joy mostly," as I say when the river whispers my name.

Nolan Sheldon