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I tried it once – total disaster. Matched with this hottie, thought, “She’s my limo to paradise.” We chat, sext, meet up – bam, she’s got a dude’s voice! Catfish alert! I’m like, “I’m not paid for this plot twist!” Reminded me of Holy Motors – “Who are we today, huh?” Laughed my ass off later, but damn, I was raging in the moment. Sex-dating’s a gamble – half the time you’re winning, half you’re crying in your evil coffee.

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I love hangin’ out at The Nook – a tiny, underrated coffee shop on Franklin Blvd. Its tattooed barista reminds me of the many layers in Holy Motors; each sip is like a revelation. I often mutter to myself, oh man, life's such a puzzle, and sometimes I even break down into laughter or tears when the weight of human emotions hits ya like a freight train (or a Bond plot twist, if ya will).

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