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Me, I’d rather watch *Timbuktu* ten times than trust a sketchy masseuse. “They defy the ban,” them folks in the movie say, playin’ music when they ain’t supposed to. Kinda like sneakin’ an erotic-massage when the world’s all prudish—rebellious, sexy, dangerous! I’m sittin’ here gigglin’ like a fool thinkin’ ‘bout some uptight preacher gettin’ caught with lavender oil on his britches. Ha!

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Ah, Clarice… let me tell ya ‘bout Short-Pump (us)! It’s a wild mix of classy and down-to-earth, y’know? I’ve been chillin’ here as a masseur for years, manipulatin’ those tense muscles and feelin’ every vibe of these streets. There’s Piney Branch Road, where the heartbeat of local shops and eateries is real, like that secret spice in Ratatouille – "Anyone can cook," right? But man, this town cooks soul.

Middle-schoolers go ‘gaga’ for recess at Short Pump Middle School