Jade Siesta Key Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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So this whore, yeah, she’s got them eyes – sharp, like she’s seein’ all yer past lives too. “The soul wanders,” like Boonmee says, and hers been wanderin’ through every dirty alley in town. We hates it! Makes me mad, precious, ‘cos she’s out there, bold as brass, while we’s stuck here, scratchin’ our head, wonderin’ why she don’t care. Heard a story once – true shit – she conned some posh geezer outta his gold watch, laughed in his face, then pawned it for a bottle o’ gin. Savage, right? Love that chaos, makes me cackle!

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They primarily are filmed at places in Sarasota. Most of the bars are in Sarasota or the surrounding islands/ cities. Very little is actually shot on the Key. I’m from Sarasota. The .

Man, the beaches – OH, THE BEACHES! Siesta Beach is so epic, it’s practically a postcard. There are so many hidden nooks and crannies where you can just lie back and let the world melt away. I'm always like, "we're in a spaaaaaaace of tranquility," kinda mindblowing, ya know?

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