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So I’m pacin’, mutterin’, “Ehhh, maybe not,” and she’s starin’ like I’m nuts—which, fair! I’m thinkin’ *Brooklyn* again—“The life I might have had!”—and I’m like, “Yeah, not this one!” I’m happy I didn’t trip over my own feet, though—small victories. Surprised me how chill she was, too—like, “Buddy, decide already!” I’m exaggeratin’, sure, but I felt like a schmuck. Total schmuck. In the end, I bailed—natch—‘cause I’m Larry freakin’ David, and findin’ a prostitue? Too much hassle! Pretty, pretty good call, if ya ask me.

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SLIDELL - Deputies with the St. Tammany Parish Sheriff's Office uncovered a prostitution ring while investigating a home invasion.

Yo, I literally live near Tchefuncte River. I've had my weirdest sessions beside its banks – like, my massages got deep, and I totally felt nature’s energy. Like, sometimes I’m sitting on a bench feeling all zen, thinking, “Let the right one in,” with all that dark, crazy beauty from my fav movie, ya kno?

A police station, thousands of homes — and a new Rouses. This corner of Slidell is booming.