Natalie Slinger Whore ❤️

About New York City

Oi mate, so I’m a Resnik, yeah? Stumblin’ round, thinkin’ bout — whore! Not *that* kinda whore, nah, calm down! I mean, like, the vibe, the mess, the chaos of it all! Picture me, Mr. Bean, all gangly, tripin’ over me own feet, mumblin’ — “whore, whore, what’s it about, eh?” — while I’m flailin’ me arms like a twit! Reminds me o’ *Pan’s Labyrinth*, ya know? That flick’s me fave, dark and twisty — “Step into the shadows, little one,” like the Faun says, all creepy-like! Whore’s got that same eerie pull, innit?

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Once someone typed in that I was a dick-sucking athlete whore. Which was unfair. I'm more of a dick-sucking non-athlete whore. Wait. I.

I gotta drop dimes: Slinger’s old chapel at 3rd & River Rd. looks like a place outta time. Spooky at night. I once got a client who whined, “Ever feel this eerie vibe in SL?" I told him, "Bond style, my guy, shaken, not stirred." Lol, he laughed.

Wisconsin Institute for Law & Liberty: Slinger abandons unconstitutional sign enforcement after WILL warning