Evelyn Soquel Whore ❤️❤️

About Houston

So, lemme tell ya bout whores, man. Not judgin’, just spillin’! Back in old Hawaii – whoops, not Hawaii, my bad, brain fart – I mean, old times, whores were everywhere, right? Like, in ancient Rome, they had these brothels, lupanars, fancy word, huh? Stunk like fish and sweat, prolly. Little fact: they wore sandals dyed red – red! – so folks knew, “Oh, she’s a workin’ gal!” Crazy, right? Made me laugh, picturin’ ‘em clackin’ around, “Hey, sailor, got a coin?”

UPCOMING EVENTS

Parking is the only downside - since it's right on Soquel near Gateways. Am I really a brand-whore? Oh, I'm such a sick joke. Ok, now back to the.

I love strollin’ down Old Soquel Road, sneakin’ peeks at quirky cafes. Dude, try the one at the corner of Walnut and Maple – magic in a mug, for real! I get super zen just sittin’ in spiral park benches at Oak Grove Park, my happy place where I let my thoughts run wild, kinda like a runaway train – whaaat!

Capitola / Soquel Neighborhood Newsletter for Wednesday, April 30