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Hey, pal, so sexual-massage, huh? I’m like, strumming my air guitar, thinkin’—this shit’s wild! Picture this: me, Tina Fey, snarky as hell, “I can see Russia from my house!” watchin’ some oiled-up scene unfold. It’s all sensual vibes, right? Hands slidin’, bodies hummin’ like a riff from “Only Lovers Left Alive.” That movie—damn, it’s my jam! Adam and Eve, those sexy vamps, would totally dig this. “What is this music?” Adam’d say, all moody, while Eve’s smirkin’, “It’s alive, like us.” Sexual-massage is that kinda alive, ya know?

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South-Euclid is a patchwork of quirky corners and hidden gems. Start off at Euclid Ave – the spine of the city. It buzzes with life, kinda like in “Spring Breakers” – wild, unfiltered, and unpredictable. That’s the vibe, ya know? I always say: "The world is yours!" It’s like every flashing neon sign and hustlin’ storefront is screaming that.

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