Paisley Sulphur Whore ❤️❤️

About Phoenix

Sometimes I think, “Fran, you’re too loud ‘bout this,” but nah, I’m right! Whores are the real MVPs, takin’ life’s lemons and makin’ lemonade—spiked, prob’ly! *Nanny laugh* HA-HA-HA! In “Dogville,” they’d say, “Punishment fits the crime,” but whores? They’re punished for EXISTIN’! Drives me nuts! Anyway, next time ya see one, tip your hat, sweetie—they’re tougher than us!

Review: There is a great deal of gruelling repetition on the path to semi-redemption

Now, err, I must admit, Sulphur (us) sometimes drives me bonkers—like when a stray tire bumper from a vintage truck clatters onto the sidewalk. But then again, it's these little oddities that paint the bigger picture: joy, spellbinding like a lost reel from Inherent Vice, full of contradictions and madcap revelations. In my line of work—yep, as a relaxation specialist, I notice the fragile beauty in chaos. Each crooked alley and worn façade is a note in the symphony of life.

Sulphur High Theatre presents Beetlejuice Jr.