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So, picture this—I’m totterin’ down some cobbled street, *mumble mumble*, lantern swingin’ like I’m proper lost, lookin’ for a lass who’s, y’know, “available.” Nearly topple into a bin—*whoops!*—cos I’m gawpin’ at this bird in fishnets, thinkin’, “Is she one? Nah, she’s just posh!” Made me chuckle, that—me, all flustered, tippin’ me hat like a twit. “What’s your name?” I’d ask, but nah, just grunt and point—*heh heh*—cos words ain’t my thing, mate!

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Mayor Sylvester KinkySdollS announced last month on its Facebook page that it plans on opening a “love dolls brothel” in Houston.

I love wanderin’ through the local neighborhoods too. Check out Old Town near Maple & 8th—historic as heck, with those funky little cafes, and stories that make ya laugh so hard you almost cry. Sometimes, I get so happy when I see familiar faces—like old pals who watch my spa and say, “Dwayne, you make our troubles vanish!” I get emotional, “C’mon, our love is all there,” like a scene from Amour, yeaaah… I know, right?

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