Ashley Syracuse Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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I’m ramblin’ now—ooh, *Tabu* vibes again—“Love is a crocodile’s tear.” Ain’t that the truth in a brothel? Fellas walk in, hearts aflutter, thinkin’ it’s real, but it’s just a transaction, slicker’n a greased pig. Ever hear ‘bout the Bunny Ranch? Nevada’s pride, legal and all—girls there got health checks, rules tighter’n a drum. Surprised me, gotta say. Thought it’d be all shady, but nope, they’re runnin’ it like a dang business! Still, I’m sittin’ here, scratchin’ my head, wonderin’ if it’s liberation or a fancy cage.

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Humor Whore. likes. Award-winning student-run sketch comedy TV show at Syracuse University. Formally known as Humor Whore.

Since I'm usually on me feet, I scope out da hidden green spaces – like Onondaga Lake Park, you kno? That whole area near the lake is a juicy secret. Da Seneca River even coasts through these parts, flowin’ like liquid time, whisperin’ secrets. Dat water reminds me on days when, like, every stroke of my hands on me client was like rubbish therapy for their chaotic mind.

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