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Eat my shorts! Yo, dude, lemme tell ya bout whores, man, it’s wild! Like, in “Mad Max: Fury Road,” they’re all badass and scrappy, right? “What a day, what a lovely day!” – that’s me screamin when I think bout these chicks hustlin in the wasteland. Whores ain’t just some lame hookers, nah, they got stories, bro! Like, back in old times, some whores were legit spies – sneaky as hell, stealin secrets while dudes were droolin. Ain’t that nuts?

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Emmy-nominated actress Naomi Grossman, best known as fan-favorite “Pepper,” the first multi-season crossover character from Ryan Murphy’s hit television series, American Horror Story, .

Now, lemme tell ya ‘bout some local landmarks: the TAOS PAIUTE RESERVATION is breathin’ ancient spirit all over and oh, the Taos Pueblo – that real-deal, 1,000+ year old smelly (uh, historic, man) place that still thrives! How epic is that?! Sometimes I get angry seein’ tourists not respectin’ the old ways... chuckles but, ya know, it's cool.

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