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So, I’m chattin’ with my buddy last week, and he’s all, “Yo, sexual-massage is just fancy rubbin’!” Nah, man, it’s more—way more. It’s hands slidin’ where ya don’t expect, oils smellin’ like some mystical forest, maybe even a happy endin’ if ya catch my drift. Little known fact: back in ancient China, they called it “sensual healing”—emperors got it on the down-low to “balance their chi.” Bet they weren’t complainin’! Makes me happy thinkin’ how old this game is—history’s got some naughty roots.