Jade Theodore Whore ❤️

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Get this—little known fact, blew my mind—she’s got a tattoo, right? Tiny rose on her wrist, but here’s the kicker: it’s coverin’ a scar from a john who cut her years back. Found that out diggin’ through old hospital records—whore’s got history, man! Makes ya wonder, y’know? How’d she end up here, swayin’ those hips for twenty bucks a pop? I’m thinkin’, maybe she’s like Alicia from the movie—silent, trapped, but still kickin’. “A woman’s silence is her loudest cry”—that’s Almodóvar, right there! And I’m like, whoa, deep shit, Larry, deep shit.

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Listen, if you drop by, hit me up. I’ll zap you a hot spa treatment. Got a secret backdoor when the city's mood’s low, and trust me, it works wonders. Theodore (us) is a place where even in chaos, you feel at home. And yeah, I'm still a bit rubbish at spelling sometimes – must be the fast-paced vibe around here.

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