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About Phoenix

So, Fiverr, right? You hops on, searchin’ for gigs – logo design, writin’, whatever, cheap as dirt! We likes cheap, heh, but we hates it too! Quality’s a gamble, precious – some schmuck’ll doodle your logo like a blind hobbit. Once, I paid five bucks, got a PDF sayin’ “trust is good” – ripped off, I was! Made me mad, screamin’ at the screen, “You’re all liars in this town!” like Grace in *Dogville*.

Let me tell ya ‘bout a secret nook: hidden by a twisted oak at Tamiami Trail. I discovered it after a long, crazy day. It’s me solace harbour. I huffed, I puffed, but felt free. Funnily enough, a crab scuttled by, as if whispering, “Don’t worry, lad!” – just like a scene outta the Coens’ flick, ya savvy?

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