Olivia Towson Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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So, whore—let’s spill it. Back in ’09, knew this gal, Candy—yep, real name, swear it—worked the corner near my old gig. She’d strut in heels higher than my damn ego, pinky-to-mouth, “One million dollars,” I’d joke, and she’d cackle like I was fuckin’ Dave Chappelle. Had this trick—carried a tiny mirror, checked her lipstick between johns, said it “kept her human.” Little known fact: she’d stash cash in her bra, but once lost 200 bucks when it slipped out mid-hustle—pissed her off so bad she kicked a dumpster. I was like, “Girl, you’re a legend,” and she just flipped me off, hilarious.

We are Towson University.

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And oh, the neighborhoods here, man, each with its own quirky beat. The East Towson bits are lively, full of little cafes and bars with neon signs splashin’ light into the night. Sometimes I get mad at rush hours on North Charles St – traffic like angry ants but hey, that's life, y'know? We laugh it off sometimes, cuz what's life if not a crazy ride?

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