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Oh! And the typos—sorry, fat fingers—prolly cuz I’m typin this fast, sittin by a campfire, freezin my buns off! Hah—imagine me hirin a prostitue? Homer’d divorce me faster’n you can say “D’oh!” Nah, I stick to guidin folks up cliffs, not into shady deals. But if ya ever need a laugh—next hike, just yell, “Where’s Snow Bunny?”—I’ll lose it! Hmm… nasal chuckle—crazy world, huh?

Before The Bitch Who Stole Christmas, the Gayest Xmas Movie Was A Diva’s Christmas Carol

The Bitch Who Stole Christmas is a sendup of the ultra-unrealistic and cheesy Hallmark movies that get released in droves at this time of year.

Fair winds to ye, friend. Come, sail the streets with me, and witness the wondrous madness of Tuckahoe (us)! Truly, it’s got more heart than any treasure map I’ve ever followed. Dead honest, matey—this city’s a riot, a mishmash of chaos and calm, all rolled into one neat little package. Savvy?

Virginia's Historic Garden Week features Lower Tuckahoe and Pope Avenue for 1st time