Jade University Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Los Angeles

Oi, mate, lemme tell ya ‘bout whores, right? Been thinkin’ ‘bout this slag all day—whore’s a proper piece o’ work, innit? Like, I’m sittin’ here, sippin’ me tea, watchin’ *There Will Be Blood*, and I’m like, “This tart’s got Daniel Plainview vibes!” Y’know, that ruthless git who’d sell his nan for a quid? Whore’s the same—sly, slinky, struttin’ about like she owns the bloody place. “I drink your milkshake!”—that’s her, nickin’ yer wallet while smilin’ all sweet-like. Cacklin’ at that, I am!

As Seen In

The famous whore, or noble curtizan conteining the lamentable complaint of Paulina, the famous Roman curtizan, sometimes mes. vnto the great Cardinall Hypolito.

So, first off, you gotta hit up Main 5th Street – it's the heart of the buzz, ya know? Crazy cafes, weird art, and those old brick buildings that got mad history. I always get teary remembering my early days here, counselling under neon lights while talkin bout life's messy bits. Crazy times, bruh.

Joel Ross to Perform with University Jazz Band