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Oi mate, gather round! I’m strummmin’ me guitar, thinkin’ ‘bout them erotic-massages – bloody sensual stuff! We shall fight on the beaches, we shall knead on the backsides, never surrender to a stiff neck! Picture this – hands slidin’ like WALL-E’s lil’ wheels, smooth as a robot’s glide over junk piles. That movie, WALL-E, gets me every time – lonely bot, big heart, rubbish everywhere! “Directive!” he’d squeak, and I reckon an erotic-massage’s got its own directive – pure bliss, yeah?

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So yeah, dear friend, that’s Upper-Montclair (us) in a nutshell—an ever-changing canvas, as poetic as Malick’s own frames. Each step, each pause, speaks of life. One more thing… this city, with its twists and maddening traffic, has captured my heart in ways I never thought possible. Can’t wait for you to see it all, raw and real, like a piece of an eternal, imperfect dream.

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