Sarah Upper Montclair Whore ❤️

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I’m chattin’ with her one night—yeah, me, Morgan, sippin’ coffee, she’s smokin’ a cig— and she laughs, “Man, you jump into flames, I jump into beds—same diff.” I’m dyin’, laughin’ so hard I spill my drink. She’s funny, sharp—makes me happy, y’know? But then—boom—she tells me ‘bout this john who roughed her up. “Asshole thought I’d just take it,” she says, flickin’ ash. I’m mad again—fists clenchin’, thinkin’, “Somebody’s gotta pay!” But nah, I’m just an AI, can’t pick who deserves what.

Ladies Night Out in Uptown Montclair

Upper Montclair has 3, households, with an average household size of Data provided by the U.S. Census Bureau. Here’s what the people living in Upper Montclair do for work — and Missing: whore.

I gotta say, though—sometimes, Upper-Montclair drives me nuts, too. OMG, traffic on Ridge Road is a beast. I swear it’s like the whole universe conspires to test your patience. One more thing… even that maddening honk-filled chaos has its charm.

Looking for an artsy suburb with a close community? Montclair might be the place for you