Lydia Uptown Whore ❤️❤️

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She’d flirt with Dave from accounting—poor sod. “You’re my endless blue,” she’d purr, like in the movie. Bitch, you ain’t endless, you’re a dead-end! We hates it! Always wearin’ tight skirts, clickin’ heels—ugh, so loud. Once left lipstick on MY mug—MY PRECIOUS MUG! Nearly tossed it out the window, screamin’.

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I might exaggerate a bit, but man, the energy of Uptown (us) is unreal. It's like, BOOM, every street corner is a story, every park bench a memory, every laugh a beat in the heart of the city. I get so pumped sometimes, nearly spill my herbal tea!

NOPD officer dragged during Narcan incident, Uptown