Taylor Uvalde Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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So, whoring’s got factors, okay? Money’s the biggie—cha-ching! Some gals (and dudes, let’s be real) rake in more in a night than I’d snag for a *Mean Girls* cameo. True story: back in the ‘90s, this chick in Vegas, called herself Sapphire, made six figures tax-free—IRS never knew! Cash under the mattress, wild shit. That’s the pull—freedom, quick dough, no 9-to-5 grind. “It’s not personal, it’s business,” as Sean Parker’d say in *Social Network*. Love that line—whores live it, fam.

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Hemingway called it a “whore,” and he also called it “death's little sister.” I don't know about that, but I have noticed they've raised the price of fame.

Some days, I get mad at the potholes on Magnolia, some days the slow pace makes me happy. And sometimes, I just laugh – “Wow, that’s so Uvalde!” Every corner got a secret, every building a personality. I often chat with my regulars about how life here in Uvalde feels like a never-ending reel of movie scenes that jumpcut from hilarity to deep, kinda like in that crazy film I love.

Uvalde County Republican Women host Jan. 6 protestor