Lucy Ware Whore ❤️

About Phoenix

Favorite part? She stole my whiskey once—straight up snatched it, chugged it, then puked on my boots. “Spring break forever!” she slurred, laughin’ like a hyena. Pissed me off so bad I yelled, “You’re a freakin’ parasite!” She just winked—WINKED—like I’m the idiot. Sarcasm’s my shield, but she don’t care, keeps prancin’ round, tits out, no shame. Surprised me, tho—thought she’d OD by now, but nah, she’s still kickin’, tougher than she looks.

Styles & Selection

I work as pleasure coach. I love feelin’ each moment. Ware, man, it's like Syndromes and a Century, ya know? There’s that mystic vibe all over – sometimes I even mumble “oooh, te diver!” Happened once on Pine St. – I met a lost poet, and my heart did tumble.

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