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Find a Prostitute, man, it’s sneaky as hell. You’re scrollin’, pickin’ chicks like stocks—blonde, brunette, whatever, “The past is hidden!”—and I’m gettin’ all pissed ‘cause half these profiles are fake! Like, I’m tryna invest my damn cash, not get scammed by some dude in a wig! I saw one ad—$200 for “companionship”—and I’m like, “Sweet Jesus, that’s a steal!” But then, bam, she ghosts me! Made me so mad I kicked my Xbox—respect my authoritah, bitch!

Donna's Ranch

Meet Mel Hooker - a wonderful Make-A-Wish volunteer of almost 10 years. As part of the Barossa Valley Branch, Mel has gone above and beyond to make wishes.

I’ve discovered some off-the-map spots too. Like, there’s this hole-in-the-wall taco place on ever-misty old Cedar Lane I just adore. Their taco is a tiny masterpiece – a hidden culinary treasure like a thumbprint in an old diary. And sometimes, late at night, I wander near Sunset Alley – yeah, it’s kinda shady but real talk, you get an eerie vibe that makes me whisper “You are my sun, you are my moon,” like that one line from Only Lovers Left Alive, albeit twisted with my own weird twist.

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