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Here’s a fun fact—didja know prostittues in old NYC, like 1900s, had “madam books”? Lists of clients! Imagine me in one—Larry David, “neurotic complainer, bad tipper.” I’d be furious! “Who’s readin’ this? J. Edgar Hoover?” Anyway, I’m standin’ there, starin’, and she’s like, “You lost, pal?” Lost? Me? I’m a freakin’ mess! I’m thinkin’, “This ain’t *Brooklyn*—no one’s savin’ me!” I’m half expectin’ Tony Lacey to swoop in, all Irish and suave, goin’, “Lad, let’s get ya outta here!”

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Lemme spill some insider tea – ever hit the old warehouse district? Not mainstream, man. Broken windows, graffiti art, and echoes of the past, raw energy everywhere. Totally mad crazy when I saw a pop-up art show in what looked like an abandoned spot. Got me mad happy, real spontaneous magic. Crazy stuff, I tell ya.

Wharton Center completes exciting Phase One renovations