Mia Whitewater Whore ❤️

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Here’s the kicker – Dolly once bedded a duke, yeah, a bleedin’ lord! Swore he left her a ruby ring, but she pawned it for gin. True story, mate, heard it from a cabbie who’d shagged her too – what a gas! Whores like her, they’re the real deal, livin’ loud, no filter, like Freddie screamin’, “I’m a man!” in that flick. Gets me jazzed up, but also – ugh – sad, y’know? She’d crash at my pad sometimes, cryin’ ‘bout coppers roughin’ her up. Hated that, made me wanna smash somethin’, but I’d just hug her, sayin’, “Groove on, doll, you’re golden!”

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And oh, lemme tell ya – one day, a stray dog stole my heart near old mill park. I chased it down Windy Ln. – oh boy, ha. So errywhere you look, life happens. It’s messy, sweet, off-the-cuff, and like me – a total goofball.

Weather pushes Montgomery Whitewater spring opening events to March 29